Lucinda Rawlings' Ramblings

This is wheah I provide the young people of America useful advice on important topics like cigarette selection, sun tan lotion application, and good deals on gallon jugs of chablis.
Feb 27
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Who’s got two thumbs and likes $40 oil?

... An ancient warrior the English Mastiff ...Image by claudiogennari via Flickr

The doom and gloom cloud is clearing from the Rawlings household, let me tell you.   I about lost my precious sanity last year as oil rocketed to close to $150 a barrel.   Not only was my vintage 1985 pink Buik Sylark sipping down petrol the way I sip chablis with my breakfast cereal, but my essential beauty products were rising in price as well.

Let’s just say that my skin requires constant upkeep, and my saddled pores respond best to highly viscous compounds.   I’m not sure everyone knows my beauty secret # 1, but I’m willing to share it with the internet postingers out there.   Here’s a simple equation…

Supple skin + Deep dark tan = Lulu loves some Gloveoleum.

There’s no doubt about it, Gloveoleum is the dark horse candidate of the cosmetics world.    Give it a try and write me about how luxurious you feel when you wind up looking like the finely tanned hyde of the finest Corinthian leather.